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Dick and Tom are criminals?

October 26th, 2005

Well the Republican Party can play hot potato with these scandals until the last man caught knee-deep in shit is the only one who pays. Bill Frist can thank Tom Delay for making his shady stock portfolio all but forgotten, and Tom Delay can thank Cheney, Rove and Libby for sending him and his eleventeen indictments to page 2. And what praytell did the Cheney Gang do? They outed CIA operative Valerie Plame to punish her husband, Joe Wilson for criticizing Bush on the war in Iraq. And by outed I mean revealed her status as undercover CIA agent, and I guess that is you know, frowned upon, and maybe even a tad bit illegal.

Mention this at the next party you go to and maybe you will get some action for enlightening people on the current woes of the Republican Party and using hot potato in the same sentence. Or they’ll laugh uproariously when you say it seems like every Tom, Dick and Cheney is getting indicted. Or maybe they’ll stare at you stone-faced until you leave the room.

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