On a Serious Note
May 30th, 2006
Things that are stupid and make me laugh:
People who say, "While I don’t agree with so-and-so’s opinion, I will defend to the death his right to say it." This is a favorite of Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity. That’s why they didn’t enlist. So they could stay here to protect me the next time some guy voids his bowels all over my 1st Amendment rights.
Donny Deutsch. Never has a person been more appropriately named. Oh my god, did you see that one where he really stuck it to the pedophiles? Way to take a tough stance on a controversial issue, guy. My hero.
Anti-drug commercials. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve almost shot my friend with daddy’s gun after smoking marijuana. It’s like the people who make those ads got inside my head while I was high. The old school ones were even better. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon.
Movies on TV where they dub in clever, kid-friendly alternatives for swear words. "Look at this motherlover right here. Flip you, African American."
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1. Mark Stamas | June 17th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Seriously though.
One time I was reading the Beatles fan club profiles from way back in the day.
What struck me most and stuck with me was the dislikes column. I only remember two. Lennon’s and McCartney’s top picks.
McCartney put “shaving” as his top dislike.
Lennon answered “stupid people”.
Now there was a man after my own heart.
I think you can relate, Nived.
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