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Some January Blurbs and a Rant

January 31st, 2007

Did you ever think that a friend of a friend or the enemy of your enemy could also be you? No, probably not, because that’s dumb.

It’s a good thing it’s not called the Film Actors Guild.

The little girl in the high-def TV ads is not cute because she pronounces mirrors “meers”.

While you wouldn’t know it from their appearances on SNL, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin are quite funny. Supporting evidence: 30 Rock.

Worst chain on the East Coast? Without a doubt, it’s Dunkin’ Donuts, the unwanted bastard child of a 7-11 and McDonald’s. Think for a minute how lame and shitty that analogy just was. That is how bad Dunkin’ Donuts is. Their coffee sucks, their donuts have gone stale by the time they reach my mouth and the only thing they have worth getting is the cranberry orange muffin. And they are everywhere. Why do I buy from them? From now on, whenever I buy food at Dunkin’ Donuts or any other fast food restaurant, I’m going to donate an equal sum to a random worthless charity as penance. Like the Make a Wish Foundation. That’s right, I said it. Here, I have a wish: after you take me for that Disneyworld photo op, cure my fucking disease!

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